insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

(Source: doubtthou-thestarsare-fire)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

(Source: i-love-old-hollywood)

purifiedtropics:

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(Source: epicurose)

(Source: prettiest-liar-of-them-all)